These #BadParent Tweets Say Everything We Always Thought
Every parent has a moment when they think they're the absolute worst. You forget to be the tooth fairy one night. You feed them the "wrong" kind of bread. You tell them a minor lie to avoid having to share your dessert.
Whatever it is, we've all done it, but maybe we haven't tweeted about it as well as these moms and dads have. That's why we rounded up some of the funniest #badparent and #badmom tweets to remind you that every parent has their good, bad and hilariously ugly days.
It’s Not Always About Them
They’re Smarter Than You Think
Fixing Things Is Hard
It Even Applies to Pets
That’s Gonna Leave a Mark
Trust Us, You’re Not…
Parents Deserve Chocolate, Too!
“She’s So Small!”
We’d Read It!
Five Is the Golden Number
At Least He Likes It, Right?
We’re Guessing, Not Great…
That Sounds Logical
Well, Wanting to Sleep With It Is Apparently the Alternative
They Have a Thing for Inappropriate Song Lyrics
Which One’s Smaller?
Hey, You’re Not in School…
Works for Us!
That’s Just Common Sense
They Have to Learn Somehow
Sure It Is…
Absolutely! How Else Would You Judge Them?
What We’ll Do for Love
Always Hide the Good Food
Hey, Goldfish Can Change With Time!
Back in Our Day…
Like 4 Years Old, Right?
We’re Going to Use That Excuse
Oh, the Dad Jokes!
They Invented Noise-Canceling Headphones for a Reason
Thank the Internet Gods
Just a Split Second, Right?
Halloween Can Be Super Fun for Parents, Too!
Yep, That’s Rough…
Please Don’t Get Your Daughter This Shirt
Kids Say the Darndest Things!
We’ll Do Whatever It Takes for a Snuggle
Those Daycare Calls Are Brutal
Child No. 4 Could Get Away With Murder
What They Don’t Know Won’t Hurt Them
Let’s Go With #AwesomeDad
They Always Want What We’re Having
Parents Get to Be Annoying, Too
They’ll Learn It Somewhere Else, Anyways!
Now, That’s Specific!
Sometimes, It's Better to Try
We’ll Take Vacuum Noise Over Screaming Any Day