Good knock-knock jokes brighten just about anyone’s day. Their predictability, their simplicity, their punny nature … there’s plenty to love about them.
While adults can’t help but enjoy them, these jokes are made up of innocent setups and playful wordplay that are especially fun for kids. So, whether you’re looking for an excuse to get some laughs at a family gathering or your child’s next school social, look no further than this list of funny jokes for kids.
Facts Can Be Funny
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
You Don’t Have to Be Kanga-rude About It
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Wait, Who’s There Then?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
I Feel Like I’ve Heard This One Before…
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock! Knock!
It Takes a Sharp Mind
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.
Spacey Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
Everybody Does It
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo.
Word Play at Its Finest
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Until the Cows Come Home
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo.
Music to My Ears
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
No, Bless You for Telling Me This Delightful Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Well, You Did Ask
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Mikey Should Try a Different Lock
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Olives Especially Love This Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Asking Nicely
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
On the Money
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Fishy Humor
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Timing Is Everything
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow….
MOOOO!
This Joke Is True, No Pulp Fiction
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
W, Oh, W
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W.
Oh Nuts!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
On the Nose
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
We All Scream for Ice Cream!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
That Searching Feeling
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Howling Funny
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
This One Will Make You Pee Your Pants
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Nice Welcome
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Vegetable Humor
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
A Lesson in Counting
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who … three, four, five!
That’s Nice
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Presumption
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
All Washed Up
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
Rehearsing for a Laugh
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee your piano, and it’ll sound better.
Another Poo Classic!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A pile up.
A pile up who?
Ewwww!
Sage Advice
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
You Asked
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Gaining Entry
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
No Need for That
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up; it’s chilly outside!
Ain’t Lying
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Music to My Ears
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume. I love this song!
Not Home
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Polite Approach
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Crafty
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Watch out, before I cast one on you!
Geopolitical Jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
This Joke Is Nuts
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
That Bugs Me
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
What’s Better Than One Word-Play Joke? Two in One
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
All Greek to Me
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
The Facts
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!