49 Corny Jokes for Adults (and Kids)
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Dad jokes. Corny jests. Bad puns. Whatever you might call them, there is a great deal of humor that, well, you can’t help but chuckle at given how silly it is. For whatever reason, we seem to love terrible jokes — especially ones that are so lame-brained that they would even appeal to kids.
That's why we combed through hundreds of corny jokes for adults, kids and everyone in between to get a kick out of. Happy laughing!
Get This Dad a Beer, STAT!
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Lucky bastard.
Th-th-th-that’s All, Folks!
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A pork chop.
Neigh, Just Neigh
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I can’t giddy up.
Ain’t That the Tooth?
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He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Next Stop, Late Night
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Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is a bell necessary on a bike?
That’s Some Logic
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"Yes," I replied. "They're definitely shorter by the time I've finished them."
Mooooove Over
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With a cow-culator.
Bernie Madoff Would Be Jealous
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A con descending.
A ‘Cereal” Killer
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Spherial.
The Sound of Metal
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One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan. "
A Pi You Can’t Eat
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That would be irrational.
Pucker Up
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Tu-lips.
A Trick Up His Sleeve
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In his sleevies.
Release the Kracken
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They are always Kracken me up.
Jack Climbed the Beanstalk for This?
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A fee-fi-phobia.
Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are
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But good players are really hard to find.
Dough!
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Bring him flours.
Some Animated Humor
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The details are sketchy.
Squirreling Them Away
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Finds his own nuts.
Spy vs. Spy
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She's been Googling my name on her computer, and I know because I saw it through my telescope last night.
The Bard Was Also an Athlete
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Shakespeare!
Duck, Duck, No Goose
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She just puts it on her bill.
Roll Tide
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R.I.P. Tide.
Poor Ian!
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Ian.
Great Question
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Are their ears always popping?
Try and Outrun This Joke
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Too many cheetahs.
Disco (Seafood) Inferno
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It was fun until I pulled a mussel.
Thyme for Some New Jokes, Dad!
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She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin.
Climbing Mount Meow-more
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A meow-tain.
Bad News, Bad Jokes Bear
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It was great. She’s a keeper.
If Stephen King Was Blind
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Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
Say My Name!
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Wave...
Send Me Your ‘Bill,’ Doc
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They’re all quacks.
Avengers, Assemble!
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Shhhhhhh! I’m trying to keep it Loki.
Victory by a Hair
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He knew a shortcut.
License to Groan
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He was shaken not stirred.
Nope, Not the Bird
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It was a booby trap.
Bad Jokes Are So ‘Tire-some’
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Attire!
Sea You Later, Joker
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Nothing. It waved.
A Trifecta of Bad Puns
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You will never have a one-sided version of the story.
Surprised, Not Shocked
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She looked surprised!!
All Cooped Up
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If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
Arrrrrr, That’s a Bad Joke
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Because he got lost at C.
Might Be Too Soon for This One
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They’ve decided it’s a pun-demic.
Sacrebleu!
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But Eiffel off.
Logical, Really
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Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Going Up?
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I think I’m coming down with something.
Jokes of Ill Repute
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Beat it … we're closed!
Wine Is a Fruit?
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And grapes come from a tree, which makes it a plant. Therefore wine counts as a salad, and salads are good for you. You’re welcome.