50 Twisted Jokes for Anyone Who Likes Dark Humor
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Dark humor jokes are an acquired taste. One of our friends used to love dark jokes until he was in a serious accident. After that, he just didn't have the guts.
If you can stomach more painfully dark jokes like that one, check out these.
Don’t Give Us Any Ideas
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Oh No
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Shared This One With My Boss, Wasn’t the Best Timing
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It’s Just a Coincidence
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Been There, Spit That Out
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They Should Win an Award, Not That They’ll Care
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Anyone Have a Coupon for Therapy?
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Let’s Be Real. An Immortal Dog Would Be Awesome
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To Stop Talking to Drugs Is a Good First Step
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They Have to Introduce Themselves Every Week
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Weird Way of Putting It
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On the Upside, You’re a Treasure
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Some Dark Humor Jokes Are Tragic
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A Visual We Didn’t Need
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Literally
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We Know a Good Divorce Lawyer If the Fridge Repairman Is Unavailable
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Good Grief
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Can’t Imagine Why
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Really Wind Up Before You Toss It
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We Childproofed the House, but They Keep Finding a Way In
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Need Some Ice for That Burn?
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And You Don’t Even Want to Know What the Dressing Is Made Of
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If the FBI Is Reading This, It’s Just a Joke
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Some Dark Jokes for the Poli-Sci Majors Among Us
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Do You Know This From Experience, Or...?
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No Refunds? Weird
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And This Is Why You Stay in School
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Why Would You? They Have Way Less Potassium Than Bananas
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Ouch
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Unsure If We Should Cry From Laughter or Sadness
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Wonder How He’s Doing
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Cozy
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What Ladder?
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Didn’t Think Having an Estranged Parent Came With Perks, but Here We Are
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A Perfect Dark Humor Joke for Kids
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Time for a Career Change — Or Jail Time
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Some Dark Jokes Are Quite a Visual
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Nothing Like Laughing Over a Good Meal
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Maybe They Were Born With Extra Kidneys. You Don’t Know
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Make Like a Parent From a Disney Movie and Get Lost
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We Thought We Had Experienced Heartbreak Before Reading This Dark Joke. We Stand Corrected.
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Also Red Vines
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Grandma Needs Professional Help
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Their Parenting Skills Are Fire
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What a Let Down for People Who Already Work Remotely
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His Last Composition Was Killer
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Can’t Imagine Why
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Send Help
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It’s Like Wizard’s Chess, Only Illegal and Minus the Magic
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When Your Connection With Bagels Is Electric