50 Jokes Only People With a Dark Sense of Humor Will Appreciate
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Dark humor jokes are an acquired taste. One of our friends used to love dark jokes until he was in a serious accident. After that, he just didn't have the guts.
If you can stomach more painfully dark jokes like that one, check out these 50 more.
Don’t Give Us Any Ideas
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Oh No
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Shared This One With My Boss, Wasn’t the Best Timing
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It’s Just a Coincidence
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Been There, Spit That Out
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They Should Win an Award, Not That They’ll Care
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Anyone Have a Coupon for Therapy?
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Let’s Be Real. An Immortal Dog Would Be Awesome
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To Stop Talking to Drugs Is a Good First Step
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They Have to Introduce Themselves Every Week
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Weird Way of Putting It
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On the Upside, You’re a Treasure
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Some Dark Humor Jokes Are Tragic
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A Visual We Didn’t Need
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Literally
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We Know a Good Divorce Lawyer If the Fridge Repairman Is Unavailable
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Good Grief
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Can’t Imagine Why
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Really Wind Up Before You Toss It
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We Childproofed the House, but They Keep Finding a Way In
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Need Some Ice for That Burn?
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And You Don’t Even Want to Know What the Dressing Is Made Of
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If the FBI Is Reading This, It’s Just a Joke
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Some Dark Jokes for the Poli-Sci Majors Among Us
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Do You Know This From Experience, Or...?
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No Refunds? Weird
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And This Is Why You Stay in School
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Why Would You? They Have Way Less Potassium Than Bananas
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Ouch
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Unsure If We Should Cry From Laughter or Sadness
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Wonder How He’s Doing
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Cozy
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What Ladder?
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Didn’t Think Having an Estranged Parent Came With Perks, but Here We Are
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A Perfect Dark Humor Joke for Kids
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Time for a Career Change — Or Jail Time
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Some Dark Jokes Are Quite a Visual
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Nothing Like Laughing Over a Good Meal
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Maybe They Were Born With Extra Kidneys. You Don’t Know
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Make Like a Parent From a Disney Movie and Get Lost
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We Thought We Had Experienced Heartbreak Before Reading This Dark Joke. We Stand Corrected.
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Also Red Vines
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Grandma Needs Professional Help
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Their Parenting Skills Are Fire
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What a Let Down for People Who Already Work Remotely
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His Last Composition Was Killer
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Can’t Imagine Why
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Send Help
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It’s Like Wizard’s Chess, Only Illegal and Minus the Magic
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When Your Connection With Bagels Is Electric