The Funniest Celebrity Parenting Tweets Ever
Raising kids isn’t always easy, but it's often pretty entertaining. Children and babies are creative, unpredictable and often test our boundaries. It takes an immense amount of energy to try to mold these little ones into good human beings.
While the journey of parenthood can be filled with its ups and downs, sharing those charming (or ridiculous) moments reminds everyone that we're all going through a similar experience. And who better to share those entertaining moments than the most famous entertainers on the planet?
Here are some of the most hysterical and relatable celebrity parenting tweets on the internet.
You Can Turn Any Answer Into a Parenting Lesson
Maybe a subtle hint to step up their Father’s Day gifting game.
Kids Often Get the Last Word
At least he’s being honest about his intentions.
They May Be Creative, but They’re Not All Artists
Most parents would be happy with whatever their kid created, but Ryan Reynolds keeps it real when it comes to his infant's first artwork.
Men Become Less Intimidating
Knowing that we’ve all peed all over ourselves at some point is truly a great human equalizer.
They Take Pleasure in the Simple Joys
Even if you spent hours of your own time and plenty of money on attempting to bring them fancier pleasures.
You Don’t Always Have the Luxury of Normal Meals
Let’s just hope what you feed your kids is healthy and balanced since that’s what you end up eating, too!
Sharing Parenting Responsibilities Can Get Complicated
Those babies do need constant care, duh.
It’s Fun to Surprise Them
Though maybe not all surprises are welcome.
Kids Are Wise Beyond Their Years
Such insightful knowledge will keep you from ever making a dire flatulence-based blunder.
Privacy Becomes a Joke
There’s no such thing as “you” time anymore, even if it takes “you” awhile to figure that out.
Speaking of Jokes, You Get to Unapologetically Dad-Joke All the Time
Something that cheesy deserves at least a fist bump.
Of Course, Kids Tell the Best Jokes
Nothing will make your joke better than unapologetically cracking up at it.
Though, in the End, the Joke is Really on All of Us
Nothing gets you giggling – or ends a giggle fest more quickly – than reminding yourself of your own mortality.
If Your Kid Gets Sick, You Get Sick
At least your sickness will hopefully earn you brownie points with your partner.
Teach Them Household Chores Early
Just, you know, be careful what you wish for.
Parenting Isn’t Easy, so Just Get Over It
If you’re waiting for it to be always fun and always effortless, you’ll be waiting quite a while.
If You Need a Break, You Can Take Time for Yourself
Only, maybe, don’t take it to this extreme.
There Are All Sorts of Ways to Teach Responsibility
And many of those methods are delightfully temporary!
There’s Never a Dull Moment With a Talkative Little One
Kids say the darnedest things!
It’s Fun to Imagine Ways to Really Mess With Their Minds
Of course you’d never actually say it... even if it’s laughably true.
The Key Is to Get Your Parenting Style on Lock
A better description has maybe never existed.
The True Value of the Afternoon Nap
Sure, you pretend it’s for your child to recharge, but let’s be honest about who really benefits from some quiet time in the house...
Not All Family Outings Are Mutually Enjoyable
Sometimes, being a chaperone feels more like a punishment than an honor.
You Get Used to Fighting at All Hours of the Day and Night
To be fair, most “thugs” are likely sleeping at 8:30 a.m., so this is probably more accurate for parents of toddlers.
Kids Speak the Truth, Even If It’s Accidental
Even though these aren’t the actual song lyrics, they’re technically true.
Parents Have to Be Mature Grown Ups ...
... even if they’re still immature little kids inside.
Poop and Pee Are Realities of Life
It seems he’s really embracing the “potty” portion of “potty training.”
Making the Tough Calls
Sometimes, as a parent, you have to make a call even if you’re not totally sure if it’s right and just hope for the best.
Parenting Means Overpriced Toys
Parenting might be slightly easier if only simple toys were reasonably priced.
Understanding Motivation
At least she’s trying to understand how someone might become evil — even though you can’t help but wonder why she’s asking.
Happiness Equals Sleep
Forget about clapping your hands — true happy children show it by letting their parents get some much-needed rest.
Fights Aren’t Fair
Sometimes, as a parent, you have to keep your competitive spirit in check, even though you know you can pretty much win any game, at least for the first decade or so of your child’s life.
Who’s the Boss
Sometimes, you have to just remind your kid that you’re the boss … and bosses get to do whatever they want.
A Different Perspective on Punishment
Three hot meals and plenty of downtime? For some overwhelmed parents, that doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all.
The Main Issue With Parenting
Honestly, being a parent would be super easy if only you didn’t spend all your time constantly caring for your children — just like running a marathon is no problem if only you didn’t have to, you know, run all those miles.
Good Luck Getting a Day Off
Even when Mother Nature wants to relax, parents don’t typically have that luxury.
Odd Questions
This interaction would likely elicit some follow-up questions from any reasonable person.
Why Did the Rubber Chicken Cross the Bed?
No, seriously, someone explain why there’s a rubber chicken in the bed.
Parenting Is a Thankless Job
But it’s especially thankless when your children are busy thanking a make-believe character who gets all the credit for your holiday work.
Parenting 101: Keep Your Eyes on the Baby
Leave it to Chrissy Teigen to make us LOL about possibly losing a child.
The Rewards of Fatherhood
Life before children wasn’t perfect … but it sure was simpler.
The Joys of Homeschooling
This must be for the physical education curriculum.
We Really Can’t Say It Enough
Hey, mime school is a thing!
Celebrities … #TheyreJustLikeUs
We think that's close enough!
Watch Out
Trampolines are definitely bittersweet.
The Cutest ‘Monsters’ Around
It's really the only way to describe them.
Oh, Perfect!
Of course, that's what's special to her. Why wouldn't it be?
The Real Heroes
They should really be tipped an insane amount!
At Least He’s Clean
Sometimes, you have to choose your battles.
Traveling With Kids Is Never Easy
What do you expect?
Parenting Can Really Be Terrifying
Hahaha! This got us good.
A Worthwhile History Lesson
It's amazing the things kids can teach you.
We Agree
Take us back!
If Only It Were That Easy…
Can someone else be in charge, please?
Hahaha!
Just in case you needed another word for "monsters," we think "maniacs" is just as good.
Where’d That Come From?
It's amazing where Big Bird will show up.
When You Don’t Know What Team to Root For
A baseball outing with your son can really grab people's attention.
Doing the Impossible
That sounds about right.
Mom vs. Dad
Life just isn’t fair.
Catchy Tunes
Oh, we’ve heard weirder.
Harvesting Crops
What would we do without our kids’ ridiculous games?
Worrying About Screen Time
We hope this isn’t true!
Love This!
We’re sweaty about that, too.
What’s the Point?
Smelling good is overrated anyways.
A Pregnancy Warning
She should have said something sooner!
We All Worry About What Our Kids Watch
Maybe we shouldn’t overthink it though…
World Peace?
It really is amazing what those little ones can get done.
Good Taste
It’s a classic holiday flick!
More Pregnancy Woes
Moms really do get the short end of the stick.
Ready to Party
This might be starting a little young...
Rise and Shine
Why do they get to decide?!
A Musical Protege
“Hamilton” was good and all, but…
Learning New Words
That’s pretty unreasonable for him to learn that word.
We All Have Dreams for Our Children
And we hope this continues to be true.