The Funniest Celebrity Parenting Tweets Ever
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Raising kids isn’t always easy, but it's often pretty entertaining. Children and babies are creative, unpredictable and often test our boundaries. It takes an immense amount of energy to try to mold these little ones into good human beings.
While the journey of parenthood can be filled with its ups and downs, sharing those charming (or ridiculous) moments reminds everyone that we're all going through a similar experience. And who better to share those entertaining moments than the most famous entertainers on the planet?
Here are some of the most hysterical and relatable celebrity parenting tweets on the internet.
You Can Turn Any Answer Into a Parenting Lesson
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Maybe a subtle hint to step up their Father’s Day gifting game.
Kids Often Get the Last Word
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At least he’s being honest about his intentions.
They May Be Creative, but They’re Not All Artists
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Most parents would be happy with whatever their kid created, but Ryan Reynolds keeps it real when it comes to his infant's first artwork.
Men Become Less Intimidating
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Knowing that we’ve all peed all over ourselves at some point is truly a great human equalizer.
They Take Pleasure in the Simple Joys
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Even if you spent hours of your own time and plenty of money on attempting to bring them fancier pleasures.
You Don’t Always Have the Luxury of Normal Meals
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Let’s just hope what you feed your kids is healthy and balanced since that’s what you end up eating, too!
Sharing Parenting Responsibilities Can Get Complicated
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Those babies do need constant care, duh.
It’s Fun to Surprise Them
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Though maybe not all surprises are welcome.
Kids Are Wise Beyond Their Years
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Such insightful knowledge will keep you from ever making a dire flatulence-based blunder.
Privacy Becomes a Joke
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There’s no such thing as “you” time anymore, even if it takes “you” awhile to figure that out.
Speaking of Jokes, You Get to Unapologetically Dad-Joke All the Time
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Something that cheesy deserves at least a fist bump.
Of Course, Kids Tell the Best Jokes
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Nothing will make your joke better than unapologetically cracking up at it.
Though, in the End, the Joke is Really on All of Us
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Nothing gets you giggling – or ends a giggle fest more quickly – than reminding yourself of your own mortality.
If Your Kid Gets Sick, You Get Sick
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At least your sickness will hopefully earn you brownie points with your partner.
Teach Them Household Chores Early
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Just, you know, be careful what you wish for.
Parenting Isn’t Easy, so Just Get Over It
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If you’re waiting for it to be always fun and always effortless, you’ll be waiting quite a while.
If You Need a Break, You Can Take Time for Yourself
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Only, maybe, don’t take it to this extreme.
There Are All Sorts of Ways to Teach Responsibility
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And many of those methods are delightfully temporary!
There’s Never a Dull Moment With a Talkative Little One
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Kids say the darnedest things!
It’s Fun to Imagine Ways to Really Mess With Their Minds
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Of course you’d never actually say it... even if it’s laughably true.
The Key Is to Get Your Parenting Style on Lock
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A better description has maybe never existed.
The True Value of the Afternoon Nap
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Sure, you pretend it’s for your child to recharge, but let’s be honest about who really benefits from some quiet time in the house...
Not All Family Outings Are Mutually Enjoyable
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Sometimes, being a chaperone feels more like a punishment than an honor.
You Get Used to Fighting at All Hours of the Day and Night
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To be fair, most “thugs” are likely sleeping at 8:30 a.m., so this is probably more accurate for parents of toddlers.
Kids Speak the Truth, Even If It’s Accidental
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Even though these aren’t the actual song lyrics, they’re technically true.
Parents Have to Be Mature Grown Ups ...
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... even if they’re still immature little kids inside.
Poop and Pee Are Realities of Life
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It seems he’s really embracing the “potty” portion of “potty training.”
Making the Tough Calls
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Sometimes, as a parent, you have to make a call even if you’re not totally sure if it’s right and just hope for the best.
Parenting Means Overpriced Toys
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Parenting might be slightly easier if only simple toys were reasonably priced.
Understanding Motivation
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At least she’s trying to understand how someone might become evil — even though you can’t help but wonder why she’s asking.
Happiness Equals Sleep
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Forget about clapping your hands — true happy children show it by letting their parents get some much-needed rest.
Fights Aren’t Fair
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Sometimes, as a parent, you have to keep your competitive spirit in check, even though you know you can pretty much win any game, at least for the first decade or so of your child’s life.
Who’s the Boss
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Sometimes, you have to just remind your kid that you’re the boss … and bosses get to do whatever they want.
A Different Perspective on Punishment
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Three hot meals and plenty of downtime? For some overwhelmed parents, that doesn’t sound like a bad idea at all.
The Main Issue With Parenting
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Honestly, being a parent would be super easy if only you didn’t spend all your time constantly caring for your children — just like running a marathon is no problem if only you didn’t have to, you know, run all those miles.
Good Luck Getting a Day Off
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Even when Mother Nature wants to relax, parents don’t typically have that luxury.
Odd Questions
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This interaction would likely elicit some follow-up questions from any reasonable person.
Why Did the Rubber Chicken Cross the Bed?
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No, seriously, someone explain why there’s a rubber chicken in the bed.
Parenting Is a Thankless Job
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But it’s especially thankless when your children are busy thanking a make-believe character who gets all the credit for your holiday work.
Parenting 101: Keep Your Eyes on the Baby
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Leave it to Chrissy Teigen to make us LOL about possibly losing a child.
The Rewards of Fatherhood
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Life before children wasn’t perfect … but it sure was simpler.
The Joys of Homeschooling
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This must be for the physical education curriculum.
We Really Can’t Say It Enough
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Hey, mime school is a thing!
Celebrities … #TheyreJustLikeUs
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We think that's close enough!
Watch Out
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Trampolines are definitely bittersweet.
The Cutest ‘Monsters’ Around
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It's really the only way to describe them.
Oh, Perfect!
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Of course, that's what's special to her. Why wouldn't it be?
The Real Heroes
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They should really be tipped an insane amount!
At Least He’s Clean
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Sometimes, you have to choose your battles.
Traveling With Kids Is Never Easy
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What do you expect?
Parenting Can Really Be Terrifying
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Hahaha! This got us good.
A Worthwhile History Lesson
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It's amazing the things kids can teach you.
We Agree
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Take us back!
If Only It Were That Easy…
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Can someone else be in charge, please?
Hahaha!
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Just in case you needed another word for "monsters," we think "maniacs" is just as good.
Where’d That Come From?
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It's amazing where Big Bird will show up.
When You Don’t Know What Team to Root For
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A baseball outing with your son can really grab people's attention.
Doing the Impossible
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That sounds about right.
Mom vs. Dad
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Life just isn’t fair.
Catchy Tunes
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Oh, we’ve heard weirder.
Harvesting Crops
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What would we do without our kids’ ridiculous games?
Worrying About Screen Time
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We hope this isn’t true!
Love This!
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We’re sweaty about that, too.
What’s the Point?
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Smelling good is overrated anyways.
A Pregnancy Warning
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She should have said something sooner!
We All Worry About What Our Kids Watch
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Maybe we shouldn’t overthink it though…
World Peace?
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It really is amazing what those little ones can get done.
Good Taste
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It’s a classic holiday flick!
More Pregnancy Woes
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Moms really do get the short end of the stick.
Ready to Party
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This might be starting a little young...
Rise and Shine
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Why do they get to decide?!
A Musical Protege
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“Hamilton” was good and all, but…
Learning New Words
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That’s pretty unreasonable for him to learn that word.
We All Have Dreams for Our Children
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And we hope this continues to be true.