Gift Ideas for People Who Hate Mornings
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Mornings are overrated. Sunrises are cool and all, but you know what's even more beautiful? The back of your eyelids. Your pillow. The sound of silence before everyone starts adding to your to-do list.
Literally anything is more attractive than getting up at six. Coffee helps, but staying in bed helps even more. Who came up with the idea of a nine to five? Why not an 11 to seven?
If you or a loved one are officially allergic to mornings, don't fight it. Embrace the hatred with this funny anti-morning merch.
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Tees for Anyone Allergic to Mornings
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Mornings are an acquired taste. As in, an appreciation of mornings is only acquired if one has bad taste. Seven a.m. sunlight is somehow too loud. The birds are too bright. All of it needs to calm down until at least 10.
For those who know what good taste actually looks like, grab one of these T-shirts. They're a mix of blunt, honest and painfully on point. Especially the last one: Pancakes are perfection. Morning is misery.
Tees That Come With Instructions
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Now this is the merch every morning-averse night owl needs. Each of these tees offers a straightforward warning: Go away until afternoon, or face the consequences.
We can't be held accountable for our actions before noon. That'll hold up in court, right? Why? No reason.
Plus, a Few Tees That Tell It Like It Is
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Now that we've firmly established that not everyone is a morning person, it's time to break the bad news: Some people aren't night owls, either.
Some people aren't fans of afternoon much, or early evening, or literally any other time of day. They're a fan of naps, and we respect that.
For people who identify as "barely even human," these tees are perfection.