Grandparent Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

These delightfully simple grandparent jokes will bring the whole family together with laughter.

Grandparent Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

Nothing brings the whole family together quite like a good joke. Finding excuses to laugh together is one of the best activities you can do to bond. And as people get older, their senses of humor seem to get sharper and sharper. It’s no surprise that grandparents can be some of the funniest and most entertaining family members if you’re lucky enough to have them around.

In that spirit, here are some of the most fun grandparent jokes. Feel free to use them at your next family gathering, or share them the next time you call up your grandpa or grandma to share a good laugh.

That’s Some Biting Humor

After 40 years, my grandma has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails.

She’s hidden his teeth.

This Joke Has a Sharp Edge

Grandpa: “I used to have an origami business.”

Grandson: “What happened to it?”

Grandpa: “It folded!”

Wherever He Is, He’s in Good Shape

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60…

Now, he's 97 years old, and we have no idea where the hell he is.

Beer-y Punny

Grandkid: "Does beer make you smarter?"

Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.”

Anatomy Is Important

My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man's heart was through his stomach.

That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.

#GoodOne

What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?

Instagram.

Organs Shift With Age

My grandpa said he was built upside down.

He said his nose runs and his feet smell.

Good Night!

My grandmother was a very tough woman.

She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

You’ll Figure Out the Answer When You’re Older

What did grandpa and grandma do for fun back in the day?

I don't know. My 17 aunts and uncles won’t answer my question.

Generation Gap

Grandpa: "Look they made a movie about The Smurfs grown-up."

Son: “Grandpa, shhhhhhh, that's 'Avatar'…”

Upvote This Joke

If you, your parents and your grandparents use Reddit, I guess you could say it’s … ha-Reddit-ary.

You Have to Be Quick to Get This

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

It literally takes her nana-seconds.

That’s Cold

Grandma has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her inside.

Grandparents Fix Everything, Even Awkward Situations

From where did the sperm whale get its name?

Ask your grandparents.

No Time to Waste

My grandpa is 95 years old, and he doesn't even use glasses.

He drinks straight from the bottle.

Rock On, Grandma

Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock ‘n’ roll!

Wood You Like to Hear Another?

My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.”

He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.

Spoiler Alert

My grandpa tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink.

When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times.

Eventually, they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.

Grandma, the Dietician

What's the difference between an all-you-can-eat restaurant and your grandma's cooking?

At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.

This Joke Is Straight From 'Disturbia'

What did Rihanna say to her grandmother with Alzheimer's?

Oh nana, what's my name?

Quite a Hipster

My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

Grandpa: “This is my hip replacement.”

L-O-Ew

A boy, his dad and his grandpa all hear the same hilarious joke, laugh too hard and pee their pants…

Guess you could say it runs in their jeans!

Dirty Old Grandpa

I told my grandpa before he bit the dust...

Grandpa, that's dirty!

What a Cheap Shot

My grandpa’s last wish was that when he died, we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

In Da Knitting Club

What did 50 Cent's grandmother say when he handed her a homemade sweater?

Gee, you knit?