Nothing brings the whole family together quite like a good joke. Finding excuses to laugh together is one of the best activities you can do to bond. And as people get older, their senses of humor seem to get sharper and sharper. It’s no surprise that grandparents can be some of the funniest and most entertaining family members if you’re lucky enough to have them around.
In that spirit, here are some of the most fun grandparent jokes. Feel free to use them at your next family gathering, or share them the next time you call up your grandpa or grandma to share a good laugh.
That’s Some Biting Humor
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She’s hidden his teeth.
This Joke Has a Sharp Edge
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Grandson: “What happened to it?”
Grandpa: “It folded!”
Wherever He Is, He’s in Good Shape
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Now, he’s 97 years old, and we have no idea where the hell he is.
Beer-y Punny
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Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.”
Anatomy Is Important
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That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
#GoodOne
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Organs Shift With Age
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He said his nose runs and his feet smell.
Good Night!
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She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
You’ll Figure Out the Answer When You’re Older
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I don’t know. My 17 aunts and uncles won’t answer my question.
Generation Gap
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Grandson: “Grandpa, shhhhhhh, that’s ‘Avatar’…”
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I guess you could say it’s … ha-Reddit-ary.
You Have to Be Quick to Get This
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It literally takes her nana-seconds.
That’s Cold
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If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her inside.
Grandparents Fix Everything, Even Awkward Situations
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Ask your grandparents.
No Time to Waste
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He drinks straight from the bottle.
Rock On, Grandma
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She wanted to rock ‘n’ roll!
Wood You Like to Hear Another?
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He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.
Spoiler Alert
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When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times.
Eventually, they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
Grandma, the Dietician
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At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you’re full.
This Joke Is Straight From ‘Disturbia’
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Oh nana, what’s my name?
Quite a Hipster
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I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: “This is my hip replacement.”
L-O-Ew
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Guess you could say it runs in their jeans!
Dirty Old Grandpa
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Grandpa, that’s dirty!
What a Cheap Shot
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That’s a lot of pressure.
In Da Knitting Club
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Gee, you knit?
What?!
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Because that’s the only way they can hear me.
It’s a Generational Thing
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’60s kids: Grandma called.
’70s kids: Gramps called.
’80s kids: Granny called.
’90s kids: Grandmother called.
‘Kids now: Boomerang.
They’re Loaded!
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They’re the only ones who have the time.
Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth!
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Three hours after she falls asleep in her chair.
Speaking the Truth
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There’s no peer pressure.
Grumpy Old Man
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“Up Yours.”
That’s Nice, Dear
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Because they can’t hear a word you’re saying!
That’s Not Very Nice
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So, every time I go to a funeral with her, I poke her and say, ” You’re next.”
You May Need Your GPS
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It was a grave mistake.
Of Course, They Will
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They will be mist.
Speaking the Truth
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Grandparent!
That’s Some Dark Math
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I’m 6 feet tall, and they’re 6 feet under.
All in the Family
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Bartender: How’s it going?
Redneck: Good, going to visit my grandparents later.
Bartender: Mother’s side or father’s side?
Redneck: Yes.
Tick Tock
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A grandfather clock.
Can You Imagine?
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If your grandpa could see you now, he’d roll over in his gravy!
Let’s Do This!
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Instead of lying about her age, she started bragging about it!
A Devout Christian
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“You’re both old,” he replied.
Caught!
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“I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The grandma replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Their age.