75 Hilarious Dad Tweets on the Realities of Pregnancy

These future fathers all have highly entertaining tweets about pregnancy.

75 Hilarious Dad Tweets on the Realities of Pregnancy

For obvious reasons (they can’t experience pregnancy themselves), men have a very unique perspective when it comes to pregnancy and becoming parents. And, oftentimes, that perspective is downright hilarious.

But before these men become fathers, they must first survive their significant other being pregnant because, along with pregnancy, comes a lot of hormonally driven demands and expectations — several of which are entertaining and funny (or at least they are after-the-fact).

Check out these hilarious dad tweets on the realities of pregnancy that men shared in their own very special and charming ways.

Let the Dad Jokes Begin

It’s never too early to get a jump-start on the dad jokes when you’re expecting to soon become a dad yourself.

Wrong Priorities

We can imagine that this conversation between husband and wife was not a pleasant one.

Nobody Ever Says, ‘Poor Dad'

Sure, a mother has to go through the arduous labor of pushing a human being out of her body, but the father has to stand next to her for a while.

We’re going to guess that comparing the two might cause some backlash.

Selective Memory

This man wants to be remembered as just the hero … not the hero and the would-be villain.

Sports!

Just because a baby kicks in utero doesn’t mean it’s ready to get on the field.

That Prank Has a Bite

It might be safer in the future for this dad-to-be to consider the fact that his hungry and hormonal wife may not want his leftovers.

You’re an All-Star

Playing music for your future child is great for their development.

Forcing them to like certain movies? Maybe not so much.

Banished From Pillowtown

Sounds like somebody will be sleeping in Couch City for a while.

Outsourcing Getting Yelled At

Before this husband comes out of hiding, he should probably get the right “dip.”

A Song of Books and Babies

Even though the "Game of Thrones" books are phenomenal and the show was groundbreaking, most people are still probably more interested in a pregnant woman than George R.R. Martin’s creations.

Always Paying Your Debts

You’d better be ready for some Lannister-style retaliation if you spend almost $500 on a fancy chair just for fun.

Not-So-Happy Hour

To be fair, not everybody hates the taste of alcohol-free beer.

Worth the Wait

This man waited for the perfect moment to finally give the ultimate dad joke.

Another Dad Joke

It seems like many men enjoy dealing with pregnancy through humor … even if the jokes are pretty cheesy.

Threat Level

Each trimester should get its own threat level.

Fertile Comedy Grounds

There are lots of great jokes about pregnancy. Whether or not this is one of them is still up for debate...

Yes Man

This Yes Man will be happily saying, “Yes, ma’am,” for nine months.

Death Was Imminent

Is the juice worth the squeeze? Does it really matter?

Pop Out

Yes, you should be concerned. Yup.

Getting Ahead of Ourselves

It’s fun to plan for when the baby arrives.

But maybe keep the plans flexible, so it doesn’t come out of the womb with its whole life already plotted out.

Broken Water

This poorly timed water bottle gift seemed to throw this future father off his game.

Knowing What Works

Hey, she can’t help it if being very pregnant keeps her from being able to do all the things she wants you to do around the house.

Chips and Dip

As one of the commenters explains, "Yes, you've got it! Love = Food".

Superpowers

It may seem like the morning sickness or the puking is overwhelming to a woman.

But pregnant women are powerful beyond measure … as proved by this woman deciding to change toilets mid-vomit.

Perfecting the Past

Unfortunately for this husband, he’s going to need to ask about the picture after the baby is born since no good will come before.

"I Said Pie"

Why , oh why, are you craving pie so desperately?

Anatomically Impossible

It’s fair to say many men don’t really understand pregnancy.

But it’s also fair to say that this picture depiction of it is terrifyingly inaccurate.

No Deliveries

Sure, this sign may be directed at delivery people with regular packages. But it’s probably better to not take chances.

Body Building

With jokes like these, it’s a wonder how this guy's wife got pregnant in the first place.

Pregnancy Day 124

This hubby seems to be bouncing in and out of favor.

Lost Socks

'Pregnancy brain' is very real for many expectant mothers.

A Touch for a Touch

No matter what happens, it’ll be entertaining.

Pregnancy is Fun

Pregnancy can spark heated arguments, sometimes even about cheese.

Missing Toothpaste

Data shows that many pregnant women get more forgetful as their pregnancy advances.

Come Home Early

Reasons to leave work early: A. illness, B. your kids need you, or C. #PregnantWife.

"At Least You're Not Pregnant"

Keep calm. At least you're not pregnant.

Ben & Jerry's

When in doubt, Ben & Jerry's.

Careful with the Bragging

All brownie points earned for being in sober solidarity have been wasted on one mindless comment.

Real Life Filter

While this husband may think his wife is beautiful while pregnant, she’s made it clear that doesn’t mean she needs to show off for the rest of the world.

Baby’s Specific Needs

It’s crazy how the baby can’t even read, yet it somehow craves reading your messages.

Funny How That Works

Hard to argue with a woman who is throwing up, even if the logic behind helping her doesn’t seem to track.

What a Sacrifice

Sure, a woman is carrying a baby inside of her. But this dad-to-be is carrying the responsibility of making the most of having a designated driver wherever he goes. So it really seems to even out.

What a Gas

Sometimes you need to tell your partner to keep their distance…for their own good.

The Tension is Palpable

You know how they say let sleeping dogs lie? It’s probably best to apply that same approach to exhausted pregnant women.

Yikes

Always make sure your wife is actually pregnant before making any comments about how they look. Assuming, of course, you want to stay happily married.

Table for One

A comment like this can quickly turn a nice dinner for two into a lonely dinner for one.

A Little Too Enthusiastic

Be careful with how loudly and enthusiastically you support other pregnant families lest they think you might be overcompensating.

Wishing for a Cold One

Even waiters can sometimes get in trouble with pregnant women with just one simple question.

A Strange Request

I really hope this future father-to-be knows that this won’t actually work.

Choosing Bravery

Choosing to help out your pregnant wife in a high-stress situation to make her feel better will certainly be appreciated. Even if it takes a lot of courage to weather the inevitable storms ahead.

Thank You, Next

The nice part about being with a pregnant woman is they’re impossible to argue with because they’re always right…even when they do strange things.

Live Your Best Wife

May we all take a page out of this pregnant woman and dedicated football fan’s playbook.

Already Groaning

There’s nothing like a good pun to remind you of just how cringe-worthy some Dad jokes really are.

Not Every Craving is Food-Oriented

Even in the womb, this baby wants to get a start on hitting some balls around with its family.

Hard-to-Deliver Requests

These are some specific and difficult-to-find snack requests. Best of luck for whatever sorry sucker has to deal with attempting to deliver those – or, even scarier, for whoever has to explain those are nearly impossible to find.

The Weaker Sex

This pregnant woman is not only working out alongside her husband, she’s working out longer and harder than him. Kudos to her!

Only a Technicality

Sure, technically a couple get pregnant together. But only one person of the couple actually has a baby growing inside of them, so make sure you’re gentle about this “correction.”

Starting Over

It may not seem like a big deal to eat someone else’s chips. But clearly this father-to-be is well aware of his egregious mistake and doesn’t even want to have to confront his pregnant wife about it.

Cry Baby

This husband will likely need to tone down the whining when the baby comes along. Otherwise there will be too much crying in the house.

Animal Instincts

Though this isn’t scientifically possible, it’s still adorable that this father-to-be is holding out subconscious hope.

Prenatal Bonding Time

If you replace “pregnant belly” with “beer belly,” it’s pretty much the same relaxing routine.

The First Time Doesn’t Count

Experiencing birth as a newborn isn’t exactly the same as when you’re an adult, for hopefully obvious reasons.

Well Played!

Sometimes, a pregnancy pun is better than you expect it to be.

Who Doesn’t Love NSYNC?

These parents must have really gotten their dates wrong!

Ba-Dum Ching!

We appreciate this man’s concern.

A Yes, Man...

This one’s so bad, it’s good!

French Fries Are the Things of Tears

Tears of love, that is.

Slow Down, Buddy!

We don’t think dad jokes are the reason you should have a kid…

That’s a Good Question

This dad seems to be well on his way.

A Publisher’s Nightmare

We don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this.

Labor Is Really Not Fun

Especially when you're just getting started.

When You Just Don’t Know

Apparently, you don’t have to be a dad in order to tell some quality dad jokes.

We Like a Planner

And this guy is very much that.

LOL!

There are definitely some perks to parenthood.

When Your Pregnant Wife Is Literally a Hero…

You have to do the dishes.