When the HuffPost asked its readers to share funny things their kids said, the responses were hysterical. Just take this one from Denise Bailey-Joseph.
My son walks up to me with his hands dangling under his chin, fingers spread out and wiggling around.
"Mom, like my beard of testicles?"
"...what? Beard of...what?"
"My beard of testicles. I'm an octopus!"
"TENTacles, kiddo. They're called tentacles."
"Yeah, that's what I meant."
Hey, at least he knows what a beard is. And that octopuses have tentacles. Baby steps, people.