Mom Jokes That Will Make You LOL
Everyone knows dad jokes. They’re the ones that spark eye rolls and groans even before the punchline is delivered. But what about mom jokes?
There are some moms who have turned joking into an art, mixing in puns, pranks, amusing spelling errors and texts to create their own special kind of funny. They will bake weird cakes, send awful care packages, leave funny notes, create their own explanations for today’s lingo and, generally, behave just like a mom would.
If you are tired of groaning at dad jokes, here are some from the other parent — guaranteed to make you groan a little louder!
How to fool your kids into not eating what you want?
Make it sound healthy. This is a trick for the ages.
It is a proven fact: Ask and your mother shall find it for you.
If mothers ruled the earth, we would have no trouble recovering anything lost.
The Numbers Game
There’s nothing negative about a mom joke, even if it involves mathematicians.
Choosing the Right Path
This mother had a tough decision to make.
She rightly chose cutlery.
Don’t Get Personal
Never try and talk back to your mother.
It’s not just rude, but chances are she will reply with a zinger that will crush you!
Fruit of the Matter
They say fruit is healthy, but it’s not really food. If it was, why do you end up feeling hungry immediately after?
We feel this child’s pain.
This mom surely has aced her pun game.
Someone give her the award already.
This mother deserves the award for incorporating a dad joke into her own joke.
That’s some level of inception!
This was one well "thawed" out joke.
Death to This Joke
This mother came to a very grave conclusion.
Tired? No Kidding.
Some jokes can never get tiresome, especially when they are taken literally.
Speak now or forever hold your peas — sorry — peace.
Just a Tad Sexist
Moms can come back with sexist remarks, too.
Sometimes, even limericks can be funny, depending on the person telling them.
This could be an ad from the personal pages.
Big Mother Is Watching You!
Pair a mom who likes crafting and loves her jokes, and you’ll get customized gifts like these.
Bonus points for creating a gift that feels like she is always watching over you when you read.
For Better or (Con)verse
This mom certainly loves “The Office.”
She really has good taste.
‘It’s Probably the Mexican Food!’
The best mom jokes are when they are shamelessly ignorant about latest trends and jargon but will happily give it their own spin.
Never try and inflate the seriousness of an accident.
It’s a surefire remedy for a punny joke.
‘Twas an Accident
Some moms are hilarious on text.
Others use it to put their children in place, by any means necessary.
‘It’s Live, Mom!’
Tech-phobic or ignorant mamas are the sweetest.