Pregnancy-Craving Tweets That Will Make You Laugh
As the adage goes: First comes pregnancy, then come the cravings.
Pregnant women craving strange foods is certainly nothing new. But thanks to the magic of the internet, women everywhere are now able to share their whacky experiences. Even if you’ve never been pregnant, reading these stories can be straight-up entertaining. Just see for yourself...
Needing a Feast
Some cravings are specific.
Other times, your appetite gets the best of you, and you are voracious for the biggest meal of the year — in March.
Breakfast of Champions
Sweet and savory are pretty common pregnancy cravings.
And since the cravings don’t always wait for the most convenient time of day to hit, it’s not uncommon to have a decadently sweet and savory meal first thing in the morning.
It Takes Two to Mango
Even if you're not a fan of mangos, the little one growing inside of you may beg to differ.
Taking One for the Team
Pregnancy cravings can cause you to eat some strange things.
The strangest cravings, though, are when you want (and need) to eat foods you actually don’t even like.
Pass the Pasta
Sure, you may not be a fan of the food.
But that doesn’t mean your body gives you a free pass when you’re pregnant.
Give Me Sugar
The woman with this pregnancy craving is making her demands clear.
And, based on the curt nature of those demands, it would be a bad idea to ignore them.
Growing a Chicken Sandwich
Giving birth to a Wendy’s chicken sandwich would be quite the shock, but maybe it’s smart to lay off them just in case...
Your First Craving
In the early stages of pregnancy, it might be hard to distinguish between regular hunger and a specific pregnancy craving.
Sleep Eating
The cravings can come at any time and in any form.
Even as early (and as specific) as this one.
Mind Over Matter
It’s pretty confusing to have your body both crave the food and be disgusted by the food at the same time.
Temporary Relief
There’s no promising that, once the craving is met, your body will be satisfied.
In fact, it may decide that it only craved the food for a (very) short period of time and wants to get rid of if shortly after consumption.
It’s One Extreme or the Other
Switching between either puking or craving bizarre things is all part of the pregnancy deal.
Craving What You Didn’t Know Existed
When you’re pregnant, you can start craving things you never even knew existed.
Sip for the Soul
The feeling you get from satisfying a pregnancy craving can soothe you right down to your soul.
That Escalated Quickly
This pregnancy craving seems to be for both In-N-Out Burger and for a more thoughtful husband who won’t forget to ask his wife what she wants to eat.
Take the Bombs Away
If you’re not careful, you can eat anything and everything you’re craving if it’s left right in front of you.
None of the Fluff
Why waste any of your time and energy (not to mention your tastebuds’ focus) on any item other than what you’re specifically craving?
Emotional and Physical Cravings
If only restaurants offered an order of self-esteem on the side...
Secret Sneak Out
Best to eat those pizza bagel bites before you get back, so he doesn’t get too suspicious.
Ear Craving
Not all pregnancy cravings are hunger-oriented.
Sometimes, that baby wants to dance a two-step and yell “yee haw.”
The Nose Knows Best
Who doesn’t love the smell of cleaner in the morning?
Excited for Future Cravings
It’s nice to satisfy a pregnancy craving immediately.
But it can be just as exciting when you dream about satisfying a future one.
Don’t Ask Questions
Simply do what she says, and nobody gets hurt.
Healthy Cravings Happen
Sure, many cravings may not be demanding the healthiest foods.
But there are times when cravings can be for something simple like a nice, ripe tomato.
There’s Always Tomorrow
Many pregnant women struggle to find enough energy to go about their daily activities, let alone to also fight their own cravings.
So, don’t worry about it. Just give in and enjoy.
Even Celebrities Have Cravings
Comedian Amy Schumer gave audiences an inside look at the realities of pregnancy, and that, of course, included her cravings.
While technically not a tweet, this Instagram video of Schumer with powdered sugar all over her face, devouring what appears to be a pastry in New Orleans, is laugh-out-loud hilarious.